You'll never work in this town again! Okay, maybe once more...

Andrzej Bartkowiak, director of such gems as Romeo Must Die, Cradle 2 the Grave, and Exit Wounds, has been tapped by Universal to direct the upcoming Doom III. Universal seems determined to continue the uninterrupted stream of terrible game-to-film adaptations, and to keep video games from ever being seen as the serious entertainment and art medium they are.