Listism #4 - Best Ways to Order a Pizza

Blatantly stolen from here.

1. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
2. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
3. Using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
4. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
5. Part way through making your order, pretend to be brutally murdered, with screams and accurate sound effects aplenty.